You have to love doctors in the south. Sometimes I think I could be one. I will relay my conversation with my doctor:
Me: Hello?
Dr: Mrs. Meetchell?
Me: Yes?
Dr: Iss Dr. Ismail, you got bad sunburn huh?
Me: Yes, it happened Wednesday. I have used a suntan gel and Solarcane which both contain Lidocane, neither one helps for very long. It's hurts pretty bad, I think I need something stronger.
Dr: Hmmm, where is your sunburn?
Me: On my shoulders, upper arms and back.
Dr. Do you have blisters?
Me: No.
Dr: (thinking pause) I am trying to think.
Me: I'll tell you what I would like. I had some Silvadene cream a few years back for a burn and it worked really well.
Dr: Yes, Silvadene cream is good, I will call it in now.
I'm telling you, I am a regular Doogie Howser MD (except I'm 30....and not a boy....and I'm not a Dr., but other than that...). My doctor is just the middle man (an expensive middle man at that). I think from now on I should be allowed to write my own prescriptions. The last time I went to the Dr. (same one) I told him what prescriptions I needed then.
But alas, now I have blisters. I am convinced it was from the cream I prescribed myself. At least it's speeding up the whole process, I have things to do this weekend.
Since I am on the topic of what I am good at, I am also good at rescuing traveling husbands with flat tires who are in the middle of nowhere. It's a natural talent I do believe.
If it weren't for the sun I'd be unstoppable.
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